(Hand on the floor to check for heat is a good indicator).
1. You don't fear rodents, rodents fear you.
2. You refer to your children as the F1.
3. You're very good at diluting things.
4. You're also very good at transferring small amounts of liquid between containers.
5. The scent of latex reminds you of work, not play.
6. You've worked out that a trained chimp could probably do 90% of your job
7. People wearing shorts under a lab coat disturb you slightly as they look as though they might be naked underneath
8. Warning labels invoke curiosity rather than caution
9. Safety equipment is optional unless it makes you look cool
10. You can no longer spell normal words but have no trouble with spelling things like immunohistochemistry or deoxyribonucleic acid.
11. The fire alarm ceases to bug you. You only evacuate when you see the fire. (Hand on the floor to check for heat is a good indicator).
12. You say "orders of magnitude" in regular sentences.
13. No-one in your family has any idea what you do.
14. You can make a short film in power point.
15. You flinch when you hear the word "significant".
16. A timer clipped to the hip is not only practical, but dead sexy.
17. You think the following is a quality insult: "I've seen cells more competent than you!".
18. You wonder what absolute alcohol tastes like with orange juice
19. Sometimes you momentarily vanish from social activities because of a time point.
20. You've never worn a clean lab coat.
21. You can't watch CSI without cursing at least one scientific inaccuracy
22. You use acronyms for everything and never stop to elaborate
23. You always seem to use the microscope after the person with the impossible close together eyes
24. You give the lab equipment motivational pep talks "Work for me today or i'll reprogram you with a fire axe" is my favorite
25. When a non-scientist asks you what you do for a living you roll your eyes and talk science at them until they've loss the will to live (mainly for fun)
26. You realize that almost anything can be classed as background reading
27. You know which part of the lab you can chill out undisturbed on friday afternoon
28. You decide the courses and conference you want to go on by the quality of the food served
29. You've used dry ice to cool beer down
30. No matter what the timings in the experiment protocol there is always time for lunch in the middle
31. Your slightly too fond of the smell of (pick one or many) Xylene/Agar/Ethanol/Undergraduates/Alcoholic handwash
32. You still get amusement out of "freezing" things in liquid nitrogen.
33. You rejoice when grabbing a handfull of eppendorfs/bijous/anythin>g and it turns outs to be the exact number you needed
34. When you start making patterns in your pipette tip box as you take the tips out
35. When you wonder how much it will hurt if I pour just a smidge of this phenol/chloroform/trichloroacetic acid/any random chemical on myself
36. You can identify organs on road kills.
37. You open the toothpaste with one hand.
38. You want to have parafilm at home, too.
**Not mine, but I don't know exactly who wrote it so...
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